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pimpmypaws:

patrickstumf:

today at the show pete was like “if you didn’t know we’re called the fall out boys” and patrick was like “we’re not called the fall out boys” and pete was like “oh yeah”

at my show pete introduced “where did the party go” as being about burritos and patrick was like “we’re not playing that song right now” and then they played “the phoenix” instead

TO ALL MY BUSTY LADIES

curiouslyhigh:

janxangel:

banal-adventures:

FRUIT OF THE LOOM HAS MADE CHEAP NON-BEIGE LARGE-SIZE BRAS

I REPEAT: NON-BEIGE

LOOK AT THIS SUCKER

THIS COMES IN UP TO SIZE 42DD

IF YOU BUY TWO IT’S $20

PLUS THEY HAVE A BRA WHERE YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE EACH CUP

TUMBLR NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS

GODSDAMMIT!  SO CLOSE TO NOT HAVING TO SPEND $50 A BRA!!! BUT ALAS, THEY DO NOT MAKE THEM IN MY CUP SIZE.

HOLY SHIT MY TITS COULD WEAR SOMETHING OTHER THAN BEIGE OR BLACK?!?

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fuckyeahlalique:

Pocket watch. Rene Lalique (1860-1945) Ca. 1900. Yellow gold, classical watch mechanism. Decorated with masks, after a drawing by Rodin.  Diam. : 5 cm. 

The pocket-watch Mephistopheles uses to keep his appointments. 

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puffwiggly:

I can’t believe Shinji got to meet Andrew Hussie

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penis-hilton:

iamthemeep:

kyrianne:

If you’re ever depressed, just look at porn titles.

It’ll make everything better.

The da vinci load

kung fu nurses a go-go

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what are the top five things you associate with me

characters pairings shows objects jokes memes games etc

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tubofgoodthings:

what

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tramampoline:

jesus christ

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teruprince:

galacticenkidulgaa:

holy shit

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